Vacation, All I Ever Wanted...

Sweet Jesus, it's finally here! I began my vacation today and could not be happier. After Ben Affleck's disease struck my wife on our last one, I REALLY need this. We are going to the Puget Sound for a few days of rest and relaxation at my granddads place on Anderson Island. Should be pretty cool. We'll see how it all pans out. I'll tell Y'all 'bout it when we get back, 'k? Sorry about the hillbilly sentence, my brain just got warped by Anna Nicole Smith on a stupid amphetimine based diet drug commercial. See ya soon!

I'm Cooler Than I Thought!

You rule. in 15 years, you won't be as known as you
are now, but most of the people that will know
you then will like you (or else I'll beat them
with a stick). You're nice to listen to.

What band from the 80s are you?
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Look Out, Mr. Universe!

My kooky little brother just gave me a weight set the other day. Now, when I say weight set, I'm actually talking about this huge contraption with not one, but two pulley setups! It's like some kinda full on fitness center. It must have cost like $500 bucks or something, but he just gave it to me. He says it's 'cause he doesn't want to move it. I don't blame him. Once was enough for me, too. I was gonna get a picture from the company's website but I couldn't get it to work right. It is an "Impex Powerhouse PWR 6". It's pretty impressive. What's more impressive is that I got the thing put back together. Anyway, I'm gonna get totally freakin' huge now! I gotta go lift now, so.........

Golf

I played golf today with my brothers-in-law and father-in-law. I suck. My score was 114. Although, that's four strokes off my last outing. I saw Pat Gates and his kids. It was fun. O.K., I got nothing else.

Hey Kid, Want Some Candy?

We worked the concession stand at the Peter Pan play Friday night and Sunday afternoon. It was fun and a little chaotic all at the same time. The play was lots of fun too. Yes, we watched it both times.

Recognize!

mr.t has been named employee of the quarter at Mt. Hood Beverage Co. What does this mean, you ask? Absolutley nothing! A pat on the back for five and a half years of busting my ass and putting up with their shit! I do get some sort of prize or award, but knowing them it won't be something I could use like cash or anything. But who knows. It's something, I guess.

You may all begin worshipping me right now!

Outstanding Effort!

I watched Shaun Of The Dead the other night, and I just have to say that is one fantastic fucking film!!! Everyone should see it.

Why George?

I borrowed my bosses DVD of Star Wars this week and am royally pissed at Mr. Lucas! What the fuck did you further do to the films I grew up loving?! Mostly it's the shit he tweeked in Return Of The Jedi that outrages me. I absolutly hate the extended music scene at Jabba's palace. But what really put me over the edge was at the end. When Luke takes Darth Vaders(Anakin Skywalker) mask off we see an old man who is making amends with his son for a lifetime of evil and then he dies. No biggie. Then while everyone is celebrating Luke sees the spirits of Yoda, Obi-Wan and then Anakin(Darth Vader) shows up redeemed. The guy who had this tiny role of Anakin was Sebastion Shaw. Well now George has fucked it all up by digitally removing old Anakin from the spirit scene and replacing him with young Anakin (Hayden Christianson) from the newer movies, and therefore making Jedi now totally gay. Yes, even gayer than it already was with the Ewoks!

I know that most of you won't even care, but this has really pissed me off. I think George Lucas totally sucks balls! He better not screw up episode 3.

Catching Up

O.K. , so I haven't been in the mood to blog lately. I wrote a really good post about Sausagefest but blogger fucked me over. Then my computer has been acting out so I just didn't do anything here. But now I'm back. So here is a recap of what has happened since I last posted:

Sausagefest was fun, but I don't like the new parachute.
Seahawks game I went to was a lot of fun and expensive beer.
My job is.
After watching the debate, I think the President may be mildly retarded.
I think I may have an intolerance to gluten/wheat.
Well, that's about it.
I never said it would be exciting!