Someone Else's Random Thoughts

Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack"

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?

Why do they call it Who Wants To Be A Millionaire when they know the answer is going to be everyone?

Why does Bugs Bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn't an exterminator be the opposite?

How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?

If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?

Why is a woman in a suit a "business person" but a man in a dress is a "transvestite"?

Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?

How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?

Can you make cheese out of human breast milk?