What's Your Christmas Name?

So the other day I got home from work and found out that Henry had assigned everyone a Christmas name. Henry is now "Figgy Pudding", Chloe is "Ice Queen", Chelee is "Jingle Chel", and I am now "The Ho Man". Even the pets are in on this. Lily the dog is now "Rudolph", (what else?)and Mr.Fabulous the cat is "Mrs. Claws". My whacky kids.

So, whats your Christmas name, hmmm?.....